英语小笑话带翻译两则推荐如下：

　　我是来装电话的 what a big deal

　　a young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. he threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

　　finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "can i help you " the man said, "sure. i've come to install the phone."

　　一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意，就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天，他坐在办公室里，看到有一个人在外面，于是他就装作生意很忙的样子，拿起电话胡吹乱侃，还不停的甩出几个大数字，好像在谈一笔大买卖。

　　到了最后，他终于挂了电话，问来访的人，“有事儿嘛 ”那个人回答，“我是来给你安装电话的。”

　　我教老师　i taught the teacher

　　mother asked her little boy, darling, what did the teacher teach you today

　　nothing, mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and i told her three.

　　母亲问她年幼的儿子：宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么

　　儿子骄傲地说：什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。